People have been asking me a lot of random questions lately. Here are some of them and my answers. Feel free to share your own experiences...
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? - Mr. Steinhof, my first and second grade teacher. I didn't know what was still to come, so I did not appreciate him appropriately. Excuse me, I shall look for him on FB now. Potential new fantasy boyfriend!
Have you ever made out in a movie theater? -Accidentally. It was during "Stand By Me". Please do NEVER EVER play that song in my presence.
Do you have any piercings? -Doesn't everyone? One in my left ear, two in right ear. The second one in my right ear I pierced a few weeks ago in a hotel room. I was really really bored.
What's the strangest talent you have? -I am REALLY good at pretending I am still 15. Try me.
Have you ever been tied up? -Umm, yeah. During a robbery, dirt bag. Again, hasn't everyone?
What was the last thing you got grounded for? -Not doing my kids homework in April this year.
Do you parallel park or drive around the block? -Parallel park, Baby! I learned to drive in an 80's station wagon, I can park anywhere! I WILL drive around the block, however, when there isn't close enough parking....
How many times have you been cussed out? -Daily?? Shut up, Gigi.
Which shoe do you put on first? -Left, always. Otherwise the little blue people will get me. It's also called OCD.
Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep? -Spiderman. Sometimes R2D2.
What was your childhood nickname? -Lachbombe-=Laughbomb....I do not think that was appropriate or befitting, Jerks.
When working out at the gym, do you usually wear a belt? - Of course, my heels look bad otherwise.
Name something you do when you are alone? -Pick my nose.
How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? -7 whiskey sours. If you'd like I'll show you.
Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt? -Yes, I was trying to show my dogs how annoying it is. It didn't work.
About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? -Incessantly.
Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? -Yes, a Lego piece, yesterday. It got stuck. It hurts.
Do you have any strange phobias?- Yes. I will not let you stay in a running car while I run into the store. You WILL drive off and leave me. Ask my parents....
Have you ever gotten caught farting on a date? -Yes, luckily the guy ended up marrying me.
